Out of context C-Box quotes

I will be posting my favorite out of context chat messages, feel free to post your own too, I'll kick things off though.

"Paisley, you know you want my italian sausage" Reap, posing as Me on April fools day.

[04:03:55] @ ReaptheMusic : can you imagine in the rennaisscance age if they quoted poems to their loved ones as rap is now?
[04:04:12] @ #Megz : that would have been that best
[04:04:21] @ ReaptheMusic : "I SHALL NOW RECITE TO YOU, MY BELOVED FLOWER, AN ODE TO OUR LOVE! I SHALL SWAY YOU WITH MY WORDS!"
[04:04:25] @ ReaptheMusic : *ahem*
[04:04:37] @ Ness : I mean, some people (Eminem, Watsky, Lil Wayne) rhyme, but some people just throw words together.(2 Chainz, Trinidad James, etc)
[04:04:38] @ ReaptheMusic : "ASS ASS ASS ASS *lower tone* ASS ASS ASS ASS"
[04:05:37] @ ReaptheMusic : oh how her legs would tremble.
[04:05:40] @ Ness : .-.
[04:05:56] @ #Megz : *swoons*

[04:45:51] @ Ness : Portal 2 would be cool, sure.
[04:46:16] @ Ness : I'm currently under the name Soul Eater Evans, I have the two Portals, Sonic Generations, and Saints Row 2.
[04:48:43] Clockwerk : OK. I am Anti_Monitor1, I have Fallout 3, TES IV:Oblivion, Team Fortress 2, and both Portals, and my father is currently running a Malware scan. However, he wshould be done within a few minutes.
[04:48:50] ReaptheMusic joined the chat on Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:48 am
[04:49:07] @ Ness : Hai.
[04:49:11] Clockwerk : Quite. Soon.
[04:49:17] Clockwerk : Greetings.
[04:49:27] * ReaptheMusic screams and rolls in feels wrapped up in curtains and out the door*
[04:49:33] ReaptheMusic has logged off the chat on Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:49 am
[04:49:41] @ Ness : .-.
[04:49:43] @ Ness : Uhm.
[04:49:53] @ Ness : Any idea what the hell that was about?
[04:49:56] Clockwerk : Ohhh kay.
[04:50:01] ReaptheMusic joined the chat on Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:50 am
[04:50:23] Clockwerk : I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
[04:50:25] * ReaptheMusic rolls in through the other door screaming and out the door again drowning in feels*
[04:50:29] ReaptheMusic has logged off the chat on Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:50 am
[04:50:53] ReaptheMusic joined the chat on Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:50 am
[04:50:59] * Ness drops a stack of books on top of Reap, keeping her in place.
[04:51:13] * ReaptheMusic rolls in again and stops face down on the carpet and sobs loudly*
[04:51:16] @ Ness : WTF Reap. TF. XD
[04:51:51] @ ReaptheMusic : THE FEELS ARE ATTACKINGMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:51:57] @ ReaptheMusic : MY OTP IS CANON
[04:52:00] @ ReaptheMusic : AGHAIJFDLJFKLJAKFDSFJFKLSJfSJFKLJKLSJFDKJAFKJASFJKSDALJF

[18:09:49] @ Experiment 249 : are you sick?



[18:10:17] @ #Megz : not in the both genders way no o3o



[18:10:41] @ Ness : ._.?

[02:18:53] @ #Megz : Im fucking dying all I can imagine is an electric toothbrush

[08:48:57 30/12/13] @ Ness : After the timeskip, the group known as the Drowning Doom lost to the group known as the Spartans, lead by our resident Batman, Legolosarrow

[19:35:40] @ Ness : There needs to be more gay chicken

[21:05:49] @ Ness : Ex only RPs with his pants off.
[21:05:57] matrace1 : .
[21:06:13] @ Experiment 249 : the faster you post, the more pants I wear

[22:57:26] @ Ness : Actually, warm boob milk sounds really legit, not gonna lie. o3o