Kane "Pig" Pastis

Name: Kane 'Pig' Pastis
Gender: Male
Power:
SHEER STUPIDITY-
Pig is INCREDIBLY stupid. To the point where is is considered a conduit power. He is so stupid in fact, that he often unwittingly makes hilarious puns.
The Man of Confusion-
Pig appears to have powers that allow him to make others incredibly confused. Some group this power in with his stupidity, as the way he makes it work is by spouting an incredible amount of moronic gibberish.
Age: 23
Weapons and Attacks used:
Pig is a pacifist. However, he has a few guns that he confiscated from a man who he nicked named Guard Duck.
Alliances (select one of the groups shown below): The Crass Meangire
Brief History:
Pig grew up with his brother, Cyn Pastis. After thier father was killed by a Circus Clown, Pig developed an unstable addiction to a comic called Pearls Before Swine. He began nicknaming his family and friends after characters from the comic, such as calling himself Pig, and his brother Rat. Other nicknames include people like Guard Duck, Goat, Zebra, and Larry The Croc. He was also incredibly idiotic. When Rat(Cyn) left thier mother, Pig followed, to form the gang called The Crass Meangire, to oppose the gang Da Zeeba Zeeba Eatas, lead by the one they called Larry The Croc.
Appearance: Pig is very, very chubby. He has large, blue eyes, and usually has a neutral expression on his face. His ears are oddly expressive. Pig often dyes his hair a dark pink, in order to by more like his beloved comic book character Pig.
Karmic Rank:Neutral
Personality: Pig is intensely moronic. He does not realize his idiocy. Pig often makes stupid remarks, without realized how stupid they are, ever. Pig is against violence.

Thatll do pig. Thatll do.